Did you hear something?
Hiring a sex offender for a Vancouver women’s shelter, what could possibly go wrong? The First United Church already had reports of 6 alleged sexual assaults before they hired Tajinder Singh “Ricky” Gill who was convicted of masturbating in public. Oh and just to ensure the women will have to sleep with one eye open, he’s been given the night shift.
OK, one foot washing up on the beach in Canada was acceptable , a dozen is just damn disturbing. Yep, another friggin foot in a sneaker has been found floating along the shore, this time in Vancouver. Over the past 4 years there have been about 12 running shoes found on beaches between the southern Georgia Strait and Washington state, each with a human foot inside. Only two of the feet have ever been identified and they belonged to two missing men. Hmm, I don’t want to do your job people but maybe it’s time you considered a serial killer?
Please make it stop
Here’s when they found foot #7
And here’s when they found #8
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Oh for goodness sakes how bad can moccasins be? A woman is taking her grievance about a Vancouver nightclub to the British Colombia Human Rights Tribunal after the courts dismissed her case. She is claiming the Roxy Club denied her entry because she was wearing moccasins.OK, yes, she was an Aboriginal but the owners claim it wasn’t discrimination, she was carrying a golf club. The woman is also claiming the doorman punched her in the jaw and called her a prostitute. Hmm, I can see why the courts wanted to handball this one!
Oh for crying out loud Canada, thanks!Seems your bedbugs are carrying a potent drug-resistant staph bacteria . Sheez, always want to be just that little bit better than everyone else ah? Anywho, 5 of the little suckers were plucked off the bodies of people who had been hospitalized from a poverty stricken area of Vancouver and they were found to be infected with methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) and vancomycin-resistant Enterococcus faecium (VRE). Here’s the scary part, experts aren’t sure who is infecting who, is it the people infecting the bugs or the bugs infecting the people? Either way the friggin bacteria is resistant to antibiotics. Might want to sleep with one eye open!
Whoa, those jets are real fast ah!
Settle down people no need for alarm, the Cathay Pacific airplane escorted by CF-18 Hornet fighter jets has landed safely in Vancouver and there isn’t a bomb on board. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have completed a thorough check of the plane and they say they found nothing.Hmm, how do they get them horses up the stairs and down those narrow aisles? The jets were scrambled after the Feds received info that there was a bomb on board.
Blame it on Ryan
OK, I have just peeled my ass off the couch after watching Canada take out the gold at the 2010 Winter Olympic men’s ice hockey finals and all I can say is the reason for America’s loss…. too many friggin Ryans. I’m just saying. Ryan Miller, Ryan Suter, Ryan Whitney, Ryan Callahan, Ryan Kesler and Ryan Malone. And if that wasn’t bad enough lets not forget Bobby Ryan. People, what’s up with that, you gotta lose the Ryans. Hello, Canada only has one Ryan because they know the name means “little king” and that ain’t good when you want to be a “friggin legend”. I’m telling ya, no good can come from this. I think the USA should impose a Ryan ban until further notice.
RIP
Missing Growing Pains actor, Andrew Koenig, has been found dead in a Canadian park. For over a month his parents and fellow actors had been desperately trying to locate the actor who vanished after leaving his Los Angeles apartment and heading to visit friends in Vancouver. Yesterday his parents abruptly walked out on Larry King because they felt it was disrespectful to continually pushing back their interview because of the Seaworld tragedy. Later his parents organized a team to scour Stanley Park and it was there, in dense vegetation, they stumbled across his body. Evidently the actor had given away all his possessions prior to leaving for Canada. During a press conference following the discovery of the body his father said his son had taken his own life. Koenig played Richard “Boner” Stabone on the hit sitcom Growing Pains. He was 41.
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Nodar Kumaritashvili a 21 year old luger from the nation of Georgia has been killed in a horrific crash during a practice session in Whistler, Vancouver. He bounced off the icy walls before flying into a steel beam after going break neck speeds down the $105-million sliding facility. The tragedy is sure to cast a dark shadow over the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics.
Psst Hmm, you would have thought there would have been padding over the poles, considering it is the fastest section of the course. Health and safety people, health and safety.
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