OK, one more time people, if you are going to use a bicycle as a getaway vehicle when stealing a TV from Walmart, make sure you pay attention or you may just slam into the back of a police car. The fool was too distracted by a policeman chasing him on foot that he didn’t see the other cop drive up ahead and stop. Wham, %#^& , splat.
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Don’t mess with Texas Walmart employees, they’ll run you down with their car if they suspect you of shoplifting, just ask Dominique Mason, a high school senior. Mason was contemplating nicking a few DVDs and video games when he had a change of heart and left the store. Unbeknownst to him he was being watched by a savvy employee who didn’t notice that Mason had returned the items. As Mason walked down the street a car came up behind him and kaboom, he rolled onto the hood and thudded to the ground. Next thing he knows is he’s face to face with the “takes his job way too seriously” Walmart employee who told him he was to never to return to the store again. And that my friends is how they do it in Texas.
He’s been laying low for awhile but don’t despair, Jesus is back and this time he’s made an appearance on a Walmart receipt. Yep, seems a couple who had been shopping on the weekend discovered Jesus’s face a few days later when they saw the receipt on the floor after returning from church. Sheez, I really hope its Jesus and not some Taliban terrorist!
OK here’s the thing, if you are all going to shoplift as a family at Walmart, the least you could do is take the bub with you when you get sprung. Mamma and her two older children (11 and 13) were loading their purses, diaper bag and baby stroller with stolen goods when security spotted them. The family bolted after being confronted as they left the store, leaving everything, including the 6 month old baby, in their wake. All three were eventually arrested.
Luckily Arlene Kahn was thorough in her cooking preparations or she may have found herself inexplicably falling asleep. Ms Kahn found two 25 mg blue pills in a clump of Walmart ground beef which turned out to be sleeping pills. The Florida Walmart store say they don’t package their own meat but gave Ms Kahn a refund and voucher for her troubles.