Those Sharks Better Get Their Woolies On!

What the? A friggin iceberg heading to Western Australia? The colossal chunk of ice is said to be 19km long and by 8km wide and 1700km from the coast. Hmm, geez, by the time it arrives it should fit quite nicely into a martini glass…oh and be covered in oil! Gosh and they say nothing [...]

It’s The Principle!

A 12 year old Aboriginal boy from Northam, Western Australia has been charged with receiving a stolen Freddo Frog chocolate from his friend. Yes, that’s right folks, that’s receiving stolen  goods right there. Hmm, the chocolate in question was nicked from a local supermarket. Oh and it gets a tad worse, the kid failed to [...]

Friggin Women Car Jackers

OMG, never let women go into the friggin car jacking business for goodness sakes, it will always end in tears! Three dumbass women decide to car jack some poor unsuspecting woman in Bayswater, Western Australia. They dragged her out by the hair and jumped into the car. The hapless three only managed to bunny hop [...]

Council Bans Feeding The Homeless

A church organization has been ordered to stop feeding the homeless because they don’t have permits to serve food.The City of Bayswater slapped the order on Shopfront, the Catholic Church run organization located in Maylands, Western Australia last week.  Shopfront has about 100 volunteers who provide food and support to the 1500 (and growing) disadvantaged [...]

The Hazards of Petrol Sniffing

A man in a remote community in Western Australia is in hospital after he exploded into a ball of flames after being tasered by police. The incident happened when police were called to a house in Warburton where a group of people were allegedly sniffing petrol. The man in question, Ronald Mitchell, came to the [...]

You Did What?

Don’t you demolish no historical house without our permission. Hmm, for that, you can now go and rebuild it! Dr Deryck Foulner bulldozed his 102 year old house, which happens to be located within one of the heritage precincts of Perth in Western Australia, without council approval. After lengthy discussions the Claremont councillors have all [...]

Gary Rego Delivers a Memorable Speech

OMG, a 16 year old head boy makes an abusive graduation speech and he has 60,000 people watching him on YouTube (not to mention world wide media attention).Damn he’s good. OK, so the ranting ex head boy, ex Christi Corpus graduate, ex year book participant probably didn’t really want or expect to get this much [...]

Officers Blow Up Dying Whale

OMG, do you have to use explosive to put a dying Humpback whale out of its misery? That’s what wildlife officers did in Jurien Bay, Western Australia. The dying 2 year old humpback had been in distress for several days when wildlife officers decided to put it down. Explosives were detonated on the whale  in [...]