Drunk Driver From Hell

OK, here’s the thing drunk dude. Driving a truck while towing a trailer with a tractor on it and jack-knifing it in an attempt at making a three point turn …. silly. Driving off after the trailer (with tractor on it) rolls down a hill, through a four-way intersection and kabooms into a parked car… stupid. A few hours, later after having been charged with DUI, you jump in a ute with only three wheels and drive about 8km on the rim …. loser. It was the sparks and the gouge in the road that let you down son!!!

Psst Friggin Perth, home of the loon!!!!

I’ll Take Hurricane Sandy and Raise You Cyclone Narelle

Holy mother of all beers, look at what is is heading our way. Cyclone….run. Yes, as if 9 days straight of 40 degree (105 f) heat wasn’t bad enough we are about to get hit by a figgin  cyclone. This photo was taken by Sam Woodcock yesterday as cyclone Narelle closes in on the coast. See Bearman, I told you WA beer aint weak as piss!!!!

Fourth Shark Fatality

Maybe not!!!

Feet up Perth. Another shark attack, this time near Busselton. So far there have been four fatal shark attacks off the West Australian coast in less than a year. Why can’t I stop the Jaws theme playing in my head?

Perth Is One Of The Most Hated Airports in the World

As the loon waits at the Melbourne airport after spending a week up a tree in the Apple Isle imagine my shock/horror to discover Perth Airport has been voted one of the most hated airports in the world. Bravo, at last we are good at something. Talk about third world! Not so much as a public bus or train in sight. It’s worth flying there just to experience it firsthand!

Feet Up Perth

Could Perth have a serial killer shark on the loose? A 3m white pointer is believed responsible for the death of an American man who had been diving off Rottnest Island today. Hello, this is the third victim in seven weeks. OK, no one is saying it’s the same shark but if it is…yikes! The man, believed to be on a working holiday, was diving alone when the shark attacked. By the time his friends saw the “flurry of bubbles” it was all too late. Authorities have now been given the all clear to kill the rogue shark. Hmm, aren’t all white pointers rogues?

 

Kimberley Ultramarathon Tragedy

The Kimberley “Racing the Planet” Ultrmarathon has been cancelled after 4 runners suffered serious burns when they became trapped in a gorge during a bushfire. The competitors, 2 men and 2 women,  were running through the gorge during the 100km event when a fire whipped up and caught them by surprise, leaving them with nowhere to hide. Both women have suffered 60-80 percent burns to their bodies, whilst the 2 men have 10-20 percent burns.  This event was suppose to showcase the Western Australian region to the world. Thoughts and prayers.

Oldest Evidence of Life Found In Western Australia

Hey darl, did you know we are the original bloodline? Now get me another beer!!!

Well blow me down with a feather, it seems Western Australia, has unearthed the oldest evidence of life on Earth. No, not me you silly billies. They found a fossil that they believe is more than 3.4 billion years old. OK, the fossil is a friggin bacteria but it was living without oxygen. Suck that one up Greenies!!!!

Psst Dear god, does that mean everyone is descended from Aussies?

Honey, Come See What I’ve Done With the Garden

Hmm, I think someone misinterpreted the meaning of rock garden!

Lets see them read the meter now!!!!

Wenowation Sale

Someone has a sense of humor ….. Yesterday I passed this shop in Maylands and couldn’t resist taking a shot.

Someone has a sense of humor!!!!

Missing Galah In My Loungeroom

Oh for the love of god has anyone lost a friggin pink and grey galah called Oscar? He is currently in my lounge room eating my curtains. OK, I don’t have curtains but if I did??????  He is tame but hates being in a friggin cage . DO I LOOK LIKE A FRIGGIN BIRD SANCTUARY?????