No One Will Be Picking On Him In The Playground

What does a German mother who gives birth to an enormous 13lb (6kg) baby boy (without the help of a c-section) call him? Well, if you said Jihad take a fatwa out on yourself! Mummsie, who weighs a whopping 528 lbs (240kg), is being blamed for giving birth to the enormous bub because she ate too much sweet food during her pregnancy, despite knowing she has gestational diabetes.  No word on whose to blame for the friggin name yet!!!