If you want someone to sit your chickens, there is a woman in Oregon who’ll do it. Yep, she has already had 20 offers after she advertised her “chicken sitting” services on flyers around town. The idea sprung into her head after she was employed to look after 200 of her friends feathered friends.
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A woman who drove off a road , through a backyard onto an icy lake and past a bevy of swans told police when she realized she wasn’t on the road anymore she tried driving across the lake. Her semi submerged car was eventually pulled from the water.
Psst OK, I’m going for a blonde using iPhone maps.
A woman has been arrested for allegedly running up and down a street and kicking people in the genitals. Sheez, that has gotta hurt.
The president of the Family Research Council believes women shouldn’t be allowed in combat because they can’t pee outdoors. Oh for crying out loud, sure it may run down the leg a bit, but pooping ain’t a problem. Check out all the other awesome reasons ….
I noticed the random walking proudly next to the befuddled Indian athletes as they entered the stadium and thought “Wow, their women’s uniforms are crap.” Hmm, seems the gatecrasher was suppose to be a dancer in the earlier part of the opening but thought she ‘d have better luck being noticed by security breaching. Hmm, nice to know the British security is on the ball.
If you happen to be on the Caribbean island of Saint Martin and are bored senseless, you can always head to Maho Beach and jet blown away by airplane jet streams. You just gotta be careful of concrete walls. JetBlue 1, girl 0
Here’s a tip ladies , if you are drunk and lost in the woods, don’t be ringing 911 and asking them where you can take a pee, especially if the cops follow up on the call and find you at home, drunk as a skunk, drinking a beer. That’s an arrest right there. Oh and about that vial of meth residue they found on you, that’s another charge . Sheez, should have just peed anywhere!!!!