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Sex Romp Compo

Woman injured during sex romp awarded worker's compensation

Wait, you forgot your briefcase

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi. If you’re a bureaucrat and go on a business trip and get injured while having sex in a motel, that’s worker’s compensation right there. The woman, who got clonked in the face by a glass fitting during a sex romp, took the matter to the Federal Court and won the right for compo. Well I’ll be.

Psst Thanks to Craig Berry for reminding everyone how cool it is to live in Oz.

 

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Um, No!

Oh well never mind, a woman who injured her nose and damaged her teeth while having sex during a work trip won’t be able to claim worker’s compensation. Unfrigginlucky. Seems she was suppose to tell her employer she planned to have a bit of hankie pankie first. The public servant’s injuries were thanks to a glass light fitting falling off the wall and hitting her in the moosh during sex with an unnamed man !

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