A cat turned a dramatic news story into a joke… well played kitty
Just When You Thought
This is what women do in Oz. See a shark in a rock pool …pick it up and chuck it back in the ocean!
Filed under Friggin Wildlife
A Series of Unfortunate Events
You know god doesn’t want you in the World Cup when this happens. Sorry USA but this is hilarious. Honduras bumped the USA to the bottom of the World Cup Qualifier with this silly goal.
Beggars Can’t Be Chosers
Oh for the love of salmonella. When the Cardiff foodbank appealed for donations they were shocked to discover someone had given them a 46 year old can of Heinz kidney soup. The can was so old it still had the price in the old currency and had also been discontinued for over 35 years. The foodbank is now requesting people check dates before donating.
PSST It might still be OK?
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Goldilocks Rang
You know what I hate? When three bears run amok in your car. This is what happens when you pack your luggage with cookies and croutons…
Filed under Well I Never, Whoops!
Over His Dead Body
What up nanny state? When a grandfather requested to have “The little bugger did his best” on his gravestone his grandson wasn’t expecting the council response. Evidently they deemed it inappropriate language. Boo. The grandson said it was his granddad’s dying wish but the English council are adamant it won’t be allowed. They fear a member of the public may get offended.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
Don’t Expect Santa Any Time Soon
You better not cry. The remains of Saint Nicholas aka Santa have been discovered in Turkey. Yes, his tomb has been discovered under an ancient church. No word on the fate of the reindeers. On the bright side, you don’t have to worry about being naughty this Christmas, Santa is dead….just saying.
Filed under End Credit
