You know when they catch a serious criminal and the neighbours always say, “Sheez, I would never have guessed he looked so normal and nice.”? Hmmm, well whatup neighbours of David Turpin? Seriously, even the haircut is a crime. Just saying.
The checks and balances simply failed these 13 kids/adults/captives. I kind of did the maths on when the parents went all Norman Bates and seems to coincide with the eldest child turning 18. I guess they didn’t want to lose control over their children. Sickness or not, 13 souls have now had their lives irreparably damaged. No amount of Dr Phil or Oprah is going to fix this mess.
I really do hope they throw the
Bible book at them.
PSST I refuse to post any images of the children but quite happy to post everything about these two bottom dwellers. Jailhouse Rock Turpins.
You know what I hate? When you spend a whopping $306 billion dollars on 4 state of the art warships and they are crap. Bummer Germany. Just some of the problems the first of the four frigates is experiencing ; radar and electronics issues , below par flameproof coating on its fuel tanks and lack of sonar and torpedo tubes. Oh and did I mention listing? Yeah, it list slightly to its starboard side. You wonder how anyone got on the moon!
One more time Loons, you can’t beat the system. A man returning to England from Iceland tried to avoid paying excess by wearing all his clothes on a flight. Yep, he wore 8 pairs of pants and 10 shirts. When he was denied a boarding pass he went on Twitter to question whether it was…wait for it…racial profiling. For the love of all things stupid, it wasn’t your race!!! Of course he filmed it all and of course he was arrested …life is like a box of chocolates. When he returned the next day to board another flight he got all the way through the security check before being told him he wasn’t allowed to board because of the previous incident. Run Forrest run.
Move over Chuck Norris we have a new macho man. Introducing Jim, the 73 year old Aussie farmer who flew over the handbars of his motorcycle while checking his crop. When he tried to get up he realised his head wouldn’t stay up. No probs. Jim, with his floppy head, got back on his motorcycle and kept his head up by holding his hair. He made it home and called an ambulance. And that my friends is how you become a bloody legend in Oz.
PSST Jim fractured the first two vertabrae connecting his noggin and is currently wearing a halo but should make a full recovery.
Attention people of Hawaii. Get out of your bomb shelters, storm drains, cupboards and caves, there is no ballistic missile heading your way. Whoops, we bad? Seems a Government worker accidentally sent a phone warning to Smart phone users, scaring the sh*t out of them. It didn’t help that the message said “ this is not a drill ,seek immediate shelter” all in capital letters. It also didn’t help that it took 40 minutes to retract the message. The streets soon filled with people crying and screaming. One parent was seen shoving his kid down a manhole. Oh the humanity.
PSST Apparantly the man who activated the text is feeling bad.
Oh for crying out loud mister, why would you bother robbing a bank in Switzerland at 80? Seriously, just go home, put your feet up and leave it to the young and dumb. The masked geriatric made his getaway on foot but was soon apprehended. I feel I need to slap my forehead.
Well, here is a scam for someone who has no shame. A woman nonchantly walked into Costco on January the 4th with her “dead” Christmas tree and asked for a full refund. Her reasoning? It’s now dead. Despite staff being somewhat dumbfounded they still had to hand her back the money. I’m guessing this maybe the end of stores selling live Christmas trees.