It Was An Emergency

ambulance-2A woman who missed the last bus for the night wasn’t going to be left stranded. No friggin way. She jumped into an ambulance, that had been left running outside a hospital while the driver attended a patient, and took off. Of course she didn’t get far, of course she had a suspended driver license, of course she was from Ohio (home of  friggin Bearman).

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Trumped

What is worse than Donald Trump’s hair? Hmm, how’s about naked Donald Trump statues. Dear lord. A Cleveland artist is responsible for the life size Trump sculptures that have popped up in around New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle and Cleveland. Some things can’t be unseen.

Psst : The plaques on the statues read “The Emperor has no balls”.

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Finally

All I can say is thank goodness the Rio Olympics are over…sheez. I did have sympathy for the cameramen, who tried in vain to make it look like there were no empty seats. But these guys some it up the best….

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Don’t Fence Me In

headOh dear, what is worse than getting your head stuck between two concrete barriers? Having police officers, firefighters and the press rocking up. This 8 year old will rue the day she ever wanted to see if her head fitted through.

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When My Baby Smiles at Me I Go To…..

Oh for crying out loud, don’t you hate it when you have cleared the pole vault and your pole gets in the way. Awks. No medal for him, but a whole lot of respect!!!

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Is It Diving or Running

diveAfter watching an athlete dive over the finish line to steal a gold at the Rio Olympics, I am hoping the rules will be changed. Shaunae Miller who was clearly going to lose the 400m race to American Allyson Felix , dives to win gold.  I hope the rules will be changed so it is the first FOOT to cross the line WINS.

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Gold To The US

Move on folks, nothing to see here. When two reports that gunfire had been heard coming from JFK airport, all hell broke loose. Flights were diverted, people evacuated, police called in. After hours of confusion, trying to locate a gunman it was concluded that the sounds heard were not gun shots but a noisy assed crowd watching the Olympics on TV. AWKS.

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