The Beloved Gorilla Koko Passes

Koko the gorilla who could communicate through sign language has died in her sleep at the age of 46. The much-loved gorilla knew over 1000 words and was able to communicate to her carers when she was in pain. When Koko was told of her friend’s passing, Robin Williams, she cried.

Love Japan

It is no secret I love Japan and now I have yet another reason. When Japanese soccer fans rocked up to watch their team play Colombia in the World Cup they all carried something with them. Garbage bags. Yes, the Japanese fans stayed behind after their win to clean up the stadium. In Brazil, four years ago, they also did the same even when they lost. RESPECT.

Most Psychopathic State in America

It is official. A study to determine where the majority of psychopaths live has pinpointed a state in the US. Can you guess? Well, take a bow the good people of Connecticut you are the psychopath capital of the US, followed by California, New Jersey, New York and Wyoming. But wait, if you were thinking Washington DC, as we all were, you are kind of right…per capita it is double that of Connecticut. Well then District of Columbia, congrats you are the most psychotic than any individual state in the US. Oh, and if your occupation is one of these, company CEO, lawyer, media worker, salesperson, surgeon, police, clergy, chef or civil servant high chances are you or a colleague is a psychopath….just saying

World Cup Fiasco

While the entire world is enjoying the World Cup, please spare a thought for Australia. The Free To Air television station (who had exclusive rights to all of the matches) on-sold the rights to a telco to stream over half of the matches (for a fee). Unfortunately, the telco has been unable to deliver live streams of any of the games thus far. For three nights Australians have been reading Twitter feeds and news updates to get information about the matches. Australia has been losing their collective minds!

I Can’t Stop Looking

Tell me it ain’t so? Justin Trudeau wears fake eyebrows. Apparently one fell off during a press conference at the G7. I just can’t deal. Dear lord, I will be Youtubing all night checking out his rogue brows.

 

When You Should Have Been Sleeping With One Eye Open!

The last thing you expect to hear from your wife when you dig up a skull in your backyard is  ‘don’t worry – it’s my first husband’. The 60-year-old Russian woman had allegedly bumped him off 20 years ago with an axe. She then told her new hubby just to rebury the remains and forget about it. Luckily hubby thought better of it and contacted police. They found bones all through the veggie patch. She later said she killed him with an axe and chopped him into pieces after he came home drunk.

Look. Up In The Sky. Is It A Turd?

You know what I hate? When it rains poo. You know what I really hate? When it rains poo while you have your sunroof open! Apparently, liquid sh#t fell from the sky over a town in British Columbia and straight onto a mother and son who were stopped at traffic lights. It took them a few seconds for the smell to hit them but then….grrrrr.  They believe the liquid poo that covered them and their car was from an airplane. Random people’s sh#t.