The quickest way to lose your job as a leading Dutch banker? When they discover that you are making money on the side by being a dominatrix prostitute who likes to dress up in a Nazi uniform and whip men. Yep, that’ll do it. The woman who describes herself as a ‘high class nymphomaniac’ got sprung after she promoted her services on the internet.
Attention Londoners, when you ring the ambulance and say there is a “bird collapsed” can you be more specific? Because apparently, when the paramedics arrived at the scene and raced to the group of people gathered around the collapsed bird , they discovered it was a sick pigeon not a woman. The dispatcher had rightly assumed when the caller said “bird” he was using the slang for woman because an ambulance service is for humans, people!!!!
Nothing short of how I would have reacted … because lets face it, if that was in OZ, that wouldn’t have been no Manatee
I love Japan. When it comes to crazy food they win. Take for instance Lotteria’s new shrimp burger, it comes with a bun, lettuce and tartare sauce but no actual shrimp patty. Seems even the $2 price tag and the lack of shrimp isn’t detering people from buying it. The store is even promoting the burger as being shrimp-less which has increased its popularity.
Oh what? A Romanian woman who went to hospital to have a baby was left shocked after it was discovered she wasn’t pregnant at all but had been carrying around a 5kg tumor in her uterus for 9 months. The devastated woman had been told by her local doctor that she was pregnant. I smell a malpractice law suit right there.
You wouldn’t read about it. A man from Georgia had the dubious task of having to explain to police how he shot at an armadillo and the bullet ricocheted off its armored hide and went straight through a fence and then the door of a mobile home and chair before landing in the back of his mother-in-law. She lived to tell the tale but sadly the armadillo didn’t.