Monthly Archives: December 2007

Save The Whale (Please in Japanese)

What is wrong with the world? Don’t get me started….Can somebody please explain why the world is letting the Japanese slaughter our whales? Yes they are ours, everyones, the worlds. What “scientific” purposes involves murder ? Come on, I can’t even buy make-up that has been tested on an animal. AND don’t you think there are more evil things to kill than a whale. Can you tell me the last time a whale stole your car, robbed your house, mugged you or stopped you putting up Christmas decorations ? Come on these fat docile creatures just roam around the ocean avoiding any conflict (maybe we should all become whales). So just stop it onegaishimasu.

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Yeti Found

Ok, breaking news is, a group of documentary makers have discovered enormous footprints near a river in the Himalayas. The footprints are reportedly huge and they are pouring plaster of paris as we speak. Now, I am open to the possibilities that creatures such as the Loch Ness Monster, Nannup Tiger and drop bears could have miraculously avoided detection for years BUT when a film crew goes out to make a documentary on the Yeti and happens to come across footprints, you have to wonder …SET UP… I am just hoping if it is true and the Yeti is found, that they discover two of them, because it must be awfully lonely being hairy, ugly and enormous without a mate to empathize with.

UPDATE : Well, well, well, guess where Friggin Bigfoot has been hanging for all these years, Georgia! Seems a group have found a dead Bigfoot. I suggest they check for missing basketball players before they make such outlandish statements. So, the story so far is Bigfoot is in a box in an undisclosed location and will be revealed during a press conference on the 15th August (can’t wait). For all you girls out there, he is 7ft tall, red hair, 500lb and walks upright. Ok , skeptics to the right . My bet it is D.B. Cooper (Steve Fossett is too short)!

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