Coffee Shrinks Women’s Breasts

Cheryl just didn't understand why her breasts were shrinking!

Cheryl just didn't understand why her breasts were shrinking!

Well that will explain a few things then, wont it. New research has suggested that drinking more than three cups of coffee a day shrinks women’s breasts. Sweden’s Lunds University surveyed around 300 women and discovered a link between coffee and smaller breasts. It all has to do with a gene (a bad one by the sounds of it).  Helena Jernstroem, a lecturer in experimental oncology at the University says “Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight. They will get smaller, but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear.” Gee that’s comforting lady! They try to make us feel better by saying regular caffeine intake MAY reduce the risk of breast cancer.That’s not going to bring my boobs back now, is it?

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