Lesbian Polar Bears and the Gay Penguins

We cant help being  Fairy Penguins?

We cant help being born Fairy Penguins?

OK, experts at Kushiro Municipal Zoo in  Japan have been trying to mate two polar bears for over 6 months with no luck. The zookeepers watched Tsuyoshi and Kurumi very closely looking for mating ritual signs during the rutting season but nothing, nada, zip. They eventually found out what the lack of attraction was, they were both female bears. Dah, that was a complete waste of friggin time! Whilst over in Polar Land in Harbin, China, zoo keepers are having all sorts of problems with two gay penguins. Yep,the dastardly duo have been nicking the eggs from the female penguins and placing stones at their feet in an attempt to fool them. Seems the boys want to be daddys and take care of the fertile eggs as nature intended (they just don’t want to have to do it with a female penguin first). Zoo keepers have had to remove the couple from the straight birds because they were a disruptive influence on the community.


Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never

4 responses to “Lesbian Polar Bears and the Gay Penguins

  1. interesting topic. it’s true or not?
    btw i found your site on alphainventions.com

    keep on posting good stuff, buddy!

  2. frigginloon

    Daishz it is true all true. The loon never lies (though has been known to exaggerate!). Thanks for the comment.

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