Hmm, seems motherhood is suiting Rajo Devi, she is planning to have another baby, despite the fact she is friggin 70. Yippee, she and her farming husband are planning to have another go at the IVF program, run by doctor Anurag Bishnoi, after the successful arrival of a baby girl a few months back. They are hoping to have a boy, how sweet! Hubby has even mortgaged all his crop of rice and bamboo for next year and taken out high interest loans to pay for the £2,000 IVF treatment. Bless.
Monthly Archives: December 2008
By crikey, usually when you hear rustling in the bushes you expect to find a lizard or a snake not a friggin Alligator (especially in Australia). Noonameena campsite caretaker Chris Littlejohns and his wife Jan got the surprise of their life when they saw an alligator emerge from the bushes on their property in Pambula. They had been enjoying a leisurely sit down on their verandah when the strange looking beast came rushing over to them (I bet they put their feet up). It wasn’t long before a crowd of campers gathered to have a gawk at what looked like one damn ugly crocodile. After feeding it some fish the creature got a little agitated and they threw a volleyball net over it until wildlife experts arrived. Originally identified as an indigenous crocodile it was later revealed to be an alligator native to North America. No one has yet come forward to claim the lost soul who is being cared for at Mogo Zoo. I bet the friggin crocs got the fright of their life too when they saw the alligator.
Gosh, I don’t know what’s worse, shooting a pheasant clear out of the sky or whacking your black Labradors with a 4ft stick? Hmm, maybe just being Prince Edward? Boy, is he in big trouble.The baby boy of the royal family has cracked a little hissy fit whilst popping off birds with his father, Prince Andrew and Peter Phillips. The royal family were enjoying a pleasant day of killing things when Prince Edward blew a pheasant clear out of the sky. It was then that the problem started. Shortly after his carcass collecting Labradors raced to the death scene, they began to fight over the dead bird’s body (a royal no-no). Hmm,maybe if he had just fed the dogs better!!!. Seems Prince Edward wasn’t impressed with his hunting dogs behavior and went for them with a 4ft stick. One of the petrified pooches slunk away but was chased by his red faced owner.Unfortunately for the Duke of Wessex someone was taking pot shots of their own, a photographer. Ugh, images of the irate Prince wielding his cane at the dogs was caught all on film. Gosh, if the dogs thought they were in trouble then! Buckingham Palace quickly responded to the incident with this statement; “He broke up the fight with the dogs and pictures show him waving his stick around. We cannot confirm, however, whether he struck the dog.” What the hell do you need with a 4ft stick when pheasant hunting anyway? I suppose he would have shot the dogs if he didn’t have the stick! Prince Edward is never far away from animal right activist’s raised eyebrows. Three years ago he bashed a dying pigeon to death with a walking stick after it was hit by a stray bullet.Well, I suppose he takes after his dear old dad who was at the scene of a fox clubbing incident at Sandringham a few years back. An animal cruelty charge won’t look good on his resume (ooh, does he have one?). Hmm, I guess they are just royalty, not role models!
Oh dear, a Year 5 Primary School teacher has managed to keep his job despite the fact he likes to swear at the little shits and let them run around the classroom wielding baseball bats. The Victorian teaching watchdog of Melbourne has found RJS (as he is known) guilty of incomptetence for failing to adequately supervise students, maintain a safe environment or adequately protect students from harm. Wanna know what he did? Hmm, firstly it has been alleged he told an 11 year old “Don’t f@#*ing swear at me” and then told another class “You are a pack of arseholes”. He also allowed his students to chase each other around the class with a baseball bat, let them have wrestling fights in class, refused to stop playground fighting and allowed the students to wander off willy, nilly.Wanna know the outcome? “The panel determined that the teacher was guilty of incompetence, but remained fit to teach,”.AHAHAHAHA I wonder what you have to do to get friggin sacked as a teacher in Australia?
Thanks to political correctness local authorities in England will now be making it compulsory to assign one woman fire fighter to every fire engine. Local councils are striving to “achieve recruitment targets of at least 15 per cent for women in operational roles” to meet the needs of the people. What friggin needs? If I am trapped in a fire I want some burly hunk of a fireman throwing me over his shoulder and rescuing me , not some burly hunk of a fire woman (I have my pride to think about, people!). Political correctness is fine as long as it doesn’t pose a safety risk or stop some burly male hunk rescuing me. Why can’t we just have the best people for the job, in those jobs? The world would be such a better place. At present fewer than one in ten firefighters are female.