Missing 130 000 Inflatable Breasts

A popular men’s magazine Ralph have asked the public to keep a look out for 130,000 inflatable plastic breasts which went missing from a container en route to Australia. The $200,000 worth of boobs left Beijing two weeks ago but when opened in Sydney the container was empty. Surely those Somali pirates wouldn’t, would they? The boobs were intended as a free gift for the January issue of Ralph (don’t ask, I don’t want to know!). Editor Santi Pintado said “If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.” (sure thing!).

UPDATE: Call off the search teams 100,000 inflatables have been found. It seems a bit of paperwork was to blame  and as a result the inflatable boobs were put on the wrong ship (weren’t they in for a surprise!).

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