Honey Why Are My Undies Pink?

Painesville, pretty in pink!

Painesville, pretty in pink!

And here I was thinking it was a red sock in the laundry.People of Painesville, Ohio, it was a friggin chemical feeder malfunction, not your wives, who have turned your undies pink, I swear. Seems Painesville have a little problem with the water pouring from their faucets…it’s pink. That’s what happens when too much potassium permanganate gets released into your water supply. Hmm, don’t worry it isn’t a health risk but your whites may turn pink because it does stain (not harmful but stains?).Never you mind, your trusty Painesville water department are onto it and are this very minute frantically flushing hydrants and adding more crap into the water to clear the discoloration. Good luck with that.

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8 responses to “Honey Why Are My Undies Pink?

  1. prairiepond

    I wonder if they drink lots of water if they poop pink?

    I’m just sayin’….

    • frigginloon

      It’s the number 1’s I’s be worried about. Imagine peeing pink urine …send you running to the doc…

  2. prairiepond

    And by the way Loonie, you write the best damn headlines. I wish you could write mine for me at work.

    I come up with such exciting things as “Local Merchants Sponsor Easter Egg Hunt”.

    Makes ya want to read more, eh?

    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Really. I love your headlines and titles. Ya just GOTTA click on “Honey, why are my undies pink?”

  3. prairiepond

    hee hee hee heee.

    You should read my “chicken dinner news”.

    As in “the Smith family had Sunday dinner at the home of the Jones family. Then they all motored to the Dairy Queen for ice cream. A good time was had by all.”

    Gotta love small towns.

    • frigginloon

      Small towns rock, don’t tell anyone but we sponsor the Cherry pit spitting competition in a small town…that’s a hoot…

  4. jammer5

    I visited a friend in Hoisington one Christmas. Was sent a clipping from the paper noting my visit. My undies did NOT turn pink. For that I am eternally grateful.

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