WTF...I am not even allowed to do that!
Fornication on the Windsor Castle lawn is prohibited, unless you are a Royal, of course. A couple have been arrested after being caught having sexual intercourse on the Windsor Castle grounds near Garter Tower. It all seems to be a terribly embarrassing mistake decision on their behalf, fueled on by copious amounts of alcohol. Did I happen to mention they were in full view of the pubs, hotels and tourists. As news of their frolicking spread “A few soldiers were geeing them on from above and plenty of young people did the same from the roadside. There were camera flashes going off and people videoing.” Oh dear god…YOUTUBE…nooooo!!! The party ended after the armed Royal Protection Squad officers dragged them away from the cheering crowd and threw them in jail to sober up. Turns out they are “respectable people with respectable jobs”. This is going to haunt them for the rest of their cotton pickin’ days! Hmm,pass the immigration application forms please.
Ooh and yes the Queen was at home at the time but no word on whether she watched too!
Psst The two culprits have been outed as Phil Carden and Joy Taylor. Phil was suppose to be married in December but not to Joy…awkward.
Good Morning Cleveland Park
You know what I hate? Friggin home alarms. You know what Cleveland Park residents in Washington hate? Friggin 1970’s Municipal Civil Defense system alarms. Bleary eyed locals were wondering who’s ear piercing alarm was going off at 5.30am and why they weren’t turning the friggin thing off. Hello, can’t hear myself think!!! For 2 hours the noise penetrated the usually quite neighborhood. The sound it seems was coming from Building 39 on the University of the District of Columbia campus. Despite initial denials the University had to admit it was their alarm. They also had to admit they didn’t know how to turn the damn thing off. It was installed in the 1970’s. Hmm, it is believed the alarm was installed as a civil alert system (would have come in handy during 9/11!). Anywho, everyone thought the system had been disconnected years ago…obviously not. But even more strange, no one seems to have recalled the sirens ever having gone off. I smell a Uni prank!
OK, here’s the thing, firstly this has already been done and condemned ala White Supremacy night (only last month) and secondly, it may have been funny at the time but…hmmm NO. The Torquay Tigers Football Club decided to have an “All White Night” so they posted a picture on their website which included, amongst other things, men dressed in KKK outfits (oh dear!).Didn’t anyone tell them Ku Klux Klanning only leads to media attention and that means publicity…hang on a minute??? Oh well, now the hooded supremacist have been replaced by Snow White…anyone got complaints about that midget tease?
Don’t mess with a 103 year old trade mark bikkie people. When Krispy Kreme in Australia decided to release Iced Dough-Vo doughnut, Arnotts biscuits just about had an aneurysm. Arnotts are the protector of the Iced Vo-Vo biscuit,you don’t touch the Vo-Vo.The Krispy Kreme version included the famous pink icing and the sprinkled coconut flakes . For crying out loud, other than being on a dough instead of a bikkie base it was virtually identical but it was the name that really got Arnott’s goat. It’s just not cricket! In their defence Krispy Kreme said that the imitation was the sincerest form of flattery. Noooooooo.You don’t touch the Vo-Vo.Under threat of legal action Krispy Kreme have stepped away from the Vo-Vo and will now rename their pink iced creation….hmm, ever thought of Tim Tam?
Hmm, standard thief fashion no longer needed in Mexico
Well at least there has been one positive to come out of the Swine Flu scare, it has become decidedly easier for thieves to pull off heists in Mexico. Three surgically masked robbers looked just like the thousands of other Swine flu scared Mexicans as they made their way through the sea of masked shoppers into the Sanborns department store. When inside they were easily able to rob the jewelry department without drawing any unwanted attention. Friggin swines!