OK, I haven’t been down this road for a few weeks but a man from Stevenage in the UK is in hospital after attempting a do-it-yourself circumcision with nail clippers. Oh dear god, what was he thinking? Gosh, I hope he sterilized them first, nothing worse than toe jam to infect a wound. He is expected to make a full well a recovery!
Monthly Archives: June 2009
DIY Trim
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Geez Ann, you know how we all hate ventriloquist dolls, clowns and dolls (the ones whose eyes move) but this is so hell funny I had to share with the other Loons. Thanks for the big old laugh! “I kill you”!
and wait there is more…
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious
Not That There Is Anything Wrong With That!
Cirque Du Soleil rang and said NO! Are you sure it was a cross-dressing man wearing clown make-up? Boulder police are on the look out for a man who robbed the Boulder Beer Emporium wearing red and white face make-up, a fake nose, reddish purple wig and a denim dress. Staff told police they didn’t think anything was wrong when he walked in. Hmm, it was really only after he pointed a pistol at them they realized it wasn’t Richard Simmons. The clown left with an undisclosed amount of money before fleeing on his little tricycle (OK, I made that bit up!). Expect a surveillance picture to be released real soon!
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
I Got Worms

Damn that Stairway to Heaven, gets us every time!
Of all the most ridiculous, silly, stupid things to do, worm charming must be one of them. Oh for goodness sakes people! They even have friggin competitions for this “sport”. Hmm and this year, at Britain’s World Worm Charming Championships, a record was smashed by Sophie Smith. She managed to charm herself 567 worms to the surface in 30 minutes. Evidently the skill is in the vibration you make to attract the worms to the surface. With many believing (including a U.S. neuroscientist) the key is to make a similar sound to that of a mole (handy to know). So how does Mae West sound again? However, each to their own, many competitors have their own special tactics to lure the worm, including strumming a guitar, banging a drum, playing a bottle xylophone or simply tap dancing to the Star War theme.
Filed under Friggin Gross, Friggin Wildlife, You Go Girl!
Bernie Madoff
71 + 150 = 221. Dumbass!