Born Again Virgin

Woman has her hymen rebuilt 6 timesGeez, I thought born again virgins were just a myth. Hmm not in Russia. Oh dear it seems women can have a hymenoplasty operation if they choose, which essential is a rebuilding of the hymen (stop rolling your eyes Ann!). One Russian woman known as Natalia K has had the procedure performed 6 times, which was probably one too many considering she is now in intensive care with an infection! The wanna be born-again virgin decided to have the procedure after her husband confessed he was a little upset she wasn’t a virgin when they married. So Natalia toddled off to a plastic surgeon for revirgination surgery. Hubby was so happy about the results Natalia continued to have the surgery every year. Despite the doctors warning her of the dangers of continued surgery Natalia was persistent. She should be out of intensive care real soon so she can get back to being a virgin!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, That's Gotta Hurt, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

11 responses to “Born Again Virgin

  1. You like my mother too….she virgin!

    I personally would not retread a tire more than once.

  2. jammer5

    Just think: Them jihadists who off themselves and think they’re going to get 72 virgins? Ha . . . retread mama’s on her way, boys.

    • frigginloon

      That is so funny Jammers. I always worried about that whole 72 virgin thing. If it was me, I’d be selling the whole 72 slut angle…hmm but that’s just me!

  3. Ann

    Ah this is so funny . Who the hell would bother.?
    What a misogynist pig he must be. It’s not his willy getting stitched up or he’d be thinking twice, silly Ruski. Anywho, after the first time that was enough. I was born in September so I’m a Virgo all my life and that’s close enough to an all time virgin as I’ll ever gonna be lol
    You see Virgo is the only star sign represented by a women. That’ll do me .

  4. Ann

    Yes I think they do as Nick Nolte had to have it as he was sitting on is balls all the time lololol. I remember reading an article about it. ‘IT’ being whether it was free to the guys having problems as to the guys who need it done for cosmetic purposes only. I suppose it’s akin to a boob lift .How’d you be
    saying “Excuse me while I rearrange my testicles because I’m sitting on them”

  5. Ann

    That elbow thing is going to stay with you for a while I can see that lol Check it our next time you get the chance. Imagine if you were playing one of those blindfold games and someone gave you a scrotum. How the hell would you describe it? lol
    I think it’s an elbow !
    I just put the dog’s jumper on her as it’s going to be about 5 degrees and she’s spinning around like a top. She hates anything restrictive on her. Mad thing she is. It’s funny to watch as she looks like she’s demented. She’s one of these dogs that you actually get to see the whites of her eyes. She’s so expressive.

    • frigginloon

      I tried putting a jumper on my cat once, it walked backwards, hit the wall, jumped in the air and then collapsed in a heap (refused to move). Friggin Siamese!

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