What Were The Chances?

Thief caught using stolen cell phone to ring taxiOK  hon, don’t be stealing a cell phone from a taxi driver and then use it to ring for a cab the next day. Hmm, what’s the bet they will recognize the number (because you are the unluckiest bastard on earth) and ring the cops instead? Jake Ormerod (newest dumbass) broke into the home of Don Smith and stole a laptop, cell phone and car keys. Next day he used the cell phone to ring for a taxi, which happened to be Don’s place of work. Of course the office was already abuzz with talk of the burglary, so imagine their faces when Don’s number appeared on the screen to order a taxi. Too easy!

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