Not Even Good At Lying!

Burglar pretends to be victimAnd the dumbass winner today goes to the Kalamazoo man who walked into a police station bleeding profusely from his arms to report a crime. The man, who was slightly inebriated, told officers he had witnessed a break-in. He then went on to say how he had followed the burglar into the building, through a smashed window and got into a fight with him. Fortunately he was even able to describe the thief, saying he looked a lot like him! When police went to collaborate the story, they discovered the perpetrator was in fact him. Dumbass was arrested!

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Filed under Denial, Friggin loon Nominee, They Live Among Us !

3 responses to “Not Even Good At Lying!

  1. jammer5

    Old adage: A fool and his brain are soon parted.

  2. frigginloon

    Jammers you and your old adage rocks!

  3. It would be funny, if it was not so sadly

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