Nona Paris Thinks I was The One

Look what just crawled out of the wood pile, Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson. You know her, Michael Jackson’s wife. Seems Nola has been married to the King of Pop for years. Damn you TMZ, why weren’t you onto this earlier? The secret wife has had an active court case pending since December. And let me tell you Nola ain’t at all happy about what’s going on with MJ’s estate. She has asked “that all my husband’s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately” oh and while your at it “my husband’s body must be returned to the coroner’s or the mortuary immediately.” Geez, sounds like a wife! She is also claiming the children are hers and she wants Michael’s mom to leave them kids alone. OK, can the rest of you crazies take a ticket because it is going to be a very long line.

Come on, you know I am gonna have a video of crazy lady (well I think it’s her)  see what you think … YouTube

Psst Honey, sweetie, darl… for starters, his kids are white or part there of!  Hmm, I think this is all one big crazy hoax but I am going to roll with it because I think she is as crazy as a cut snake! If MJ had sex with her, he was crazier than we first thought!


Filed under Denial, Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Loon Award, Friggin loon Nominee, Join the skeptic club!

4 responses to “Nona Paris Thinks I was The One

  1. Ann

    Actually I had a look at Michaels oldest kids and they look alike. Same egg doner and sperm doner I reckon. I bet they also got mega bucks to shut up and put up.

    • I would too…. Hmm, I now know why Debbie Rowe didn’t want them. How ironic, he has successfully made a mess of his 3 children’s childhood! He should have stuck with his zoo!

  2. Ann

    Yep he’s done all tat and more. Papa Jackson said they will play with is other grandkids because they’ve never really been able to do that. So if Jacko didn’t have a childood why did he deprive these kids of a regular life like the one he so badly craved? It just doesn’t make sense.

  3. 🙂 You know when it is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand! My Bad?

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