A Woman’s Scorn

That should do it!

That should do it!

Here’s the thing guys, if you are going to cheat on your missus expect something to happen to your genitals. The Loons are well versed on this subject matter. Oyindamola Ojofeitimi (way too many vowels) was pretty damn peeved with her hubby’s infidelities. So much so she decided to take revenge in a manner that would bring tears to any man’s eyes. As he lay sleeping like a baby in his bed, Oyindamola was brewing herself a nice big pot of boiling water. She tiptoed to his room and then poured it all over Emmanuel “Ojo” Ojofeitimi’s manhood. She then picked up a chunk of wood to defend herself, just in case he retaliated (as if). Neighbors describe a sound like that of a woman’s scream coming from their apartment (no doubt). He is now in hospital with  2nd and 3rd degree burns and she is now hoping someone will bail her out of jail.Mr Ojofeitimi Said “I didn’t anticipate this at all,” (they never do).

Psst You think a couple in their 60’s would know better!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Thanks For Nothing

10 responses to “A Woman’s Scorn

  1. Ann

    I wonder if it all shrivelled up. Oh by the way I had penis boy on the phone the other night and all’s well in the tackle department. Happy ending for him. I don’t think he’ll be buying ‘Vitamins” off the net for a while.

  2. Boiled nads w/penis. Sounds like a northern California dish.

  3. It is real strange to see my pic next to the griffin nic. You guys pay attention! Wonder how we can fix that?

    “Oyindamola Ojofeitimi (way too many syllables)” It isn’t just the multiple syllables, it’s all those vowels! Too many vowels. How would you remember hwo to pronounce it? I’d just say the name with many vowels, or Mr. Vowels.

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