Burning Ring of Fire

Not any more!

Not any more!

When you forcibly fondle someone at a bar expect retaliation. A British man has had his genitals set alight by a Greek woman in a bar in Crete. Evidently the drunken man was waving his wears at a number of girls before he decided to focus his attention and gentials at a Greek woman. After numerous attempts to stop the pesty drunk, she eventually poured Sambuca onto his lap and used a lighter to set him on fire. While the man is nursing his second degree burns to his testicles and penis at a hospital, the woman has become a national hero. Even the magistrate and prosecutor agreed she should be set free pending a trial. A crowd shouted “bravo, bravo” as she left the court.

UPDATE The Greek woman is denying she ever set fire to the drunk man’s genitals. She says that after he grabbed her breasts and bum, she poured a drink over him and left.

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5 responses to “Burning Ring of Fire

  1. Ann

    See I’ll be able to tell penis boy this can never happen to him. He should be happy.

  2. I like that woman! 🙂

    A Wichita, Kansas story. This is one I feel proud about! I worked with the Mom of this young gal.

    A young woman clerk in an all-night convenience store had a man come to her counter in a raincoat (yeah, the raincoat, but it was winter!) and set a can of (something) down on the counter, then opened his raincoat, placed his penis on the penis-high counter.

    This bright young woman picked up the can and set it down forcefully! on the penis.

    The man was still there — right in front of the counter on the floor, writhing around — when the police arrived.

    Ya know — perverts who bring the weapon to take them down to the victim are not just perverted, but really stewpid [sic].

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