You Will Have To Talk To The Clown Union

There's got to be more to life than this? (NT Police)

There's got to be more to life than this! (NT Police)

OK people, stop looking, Boris the inflatable clown has been found, though he seems a little pissed off! Boris, who is the mascot for the Moscow Circus, was believed to have been stolen  from Blatherskite Park a few weeks back but after new evidence was found, it now appears he may have left of his own accord. When a still inflated  Boris was found at the BBQ area at the 17th green of the Alice Springs golf course, police found a handwritten note on him demanding better working conditions! This is now leading authorities to believe they may have been dealing with a disgruntled clown rather than a thief. Hmm, sounds like a job for Fair Work Ombudsman. A much more deflated Boris is expected to be  reunited with the circus very soon.


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

4 responses to “You Will Have To Talk To The Clown Union

  1. jammer5

    Sand trap. He couldn’t get out of the sand trap on the seventeenth. Totally deflated his ego. I have it on good authority it’s really not that difficult. Did I ever mention I hate clowns?

  2. Ann

    Yes you did and I hate gorilla suits. At Billy Butlin’s Holiday Camps in Scotland they had concerts where men run around in gorilla suits. Scared the sh*t out of me.

    • When I was little my dad once jumped out of a wardrobe wearing a “planet of the apes” gorilla suit. It took a good 15 seconds for my little brain to register WTF was that ! By then I had walked off and left a rather deflated dad in my wake(I was a tough crowd in those days!). But he got my mom good and proper! She didn’t talk to him for days! blahhahahahaha

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