Where’s Friggin Cupid?

Man covered in hair cant get a girlfriendOkeke Ikechukwu from Nigeria has a really bad stutter. So bad in fact, he has announced he’s going to marry his pillow. Yes, that’s right people, Okeke is going to marry the one thing that loves him for who he is, his friggin pillow. Sick and tired of getting dissed by women the moment they hear his stammer, he sort comfort with his sleeping accessory. Okeke says “I have needs, and so I have taken to sleeping with my pillow in my arms ever since I was 16. I have grown to fall in love with it, and I intend to spend the rest of my life with it.” But Okeke, what happens when it gets old, flat and you can no longer stand the sight of it…hang on that’s like a normal marriage..ah just go for it.
Hmm, now people, way over in China another man is having girl troubles of a different kind.  Yep, I can see where it might be a problem! Poor Xiao Song is having trouble finding himself a girlfriend because his birthmarks have began sprouting hair so thick and course they even penetrate his t-shirts. Song’s back and half his front are covered in the thick dark hair and once he reveals this to potential dates they are no longer interested. His last girlfriend didn’t have a problem with all the hair but her parents totally freaked, worried his condition would be passed on to their children .Hmm, well lucky for their one child policy!

Psst Hey Song, thought of trying your luck in Greece?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

4 responses to “Where’s Friggin Cupid?

  1. Ann

    Well look at it this way he wouldn’t need PJs as he’d be too hot. It would be like sleeping in a mohair jumper . poor guy.

  2. Doesn’t China have universal healthcare…isn’t that covered?

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