Well It Wasn’t Red Bull

Don't know, something about a dead toad!

Don't know, something about a dead toad!

OK people, remember a few months back I reported about the unfortunate couple who found a dead mouse in their can of Diet Pepsi? Well, reports are in from the FDA and let me just say I would like to make a retraction, it was not a dead mouse at all. Nope, it was a friggin dead toad! The FDA have confirmed that the contents of the can did indeed contain remains of a living thing, either a frog or toad (well, they pretty much nailed the right weight loss formula!). Ewh, they also reported that the body mass of the toad was way too big to come out of the hole. Geez Louise, so that means whatever poor Mr Denegri swallowed was only like a limb or something! Pepsi are still claiming it was impossible for the creature to find it’s way into the can.

Psst Mr Denegri wasn’t available for comment, he was still barfing!

3 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Denial, Friggin Gross, Whoops!

3 responses to “Well It Wasn’t Red Bull

  1. This is just a gringo version of a worm in th mezcal.

  2. Ann

    It’s till friggin gross what ever it was and what else are they gonna say.

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