What has a curly wig, red lipstick, pretty dress , a fake homemade bomb made out of vegetable cans and really bad luck? Johnny Ray Bibbins. Johnny was arrested this week after attempting to rob a bank dressed like a woman. Police had no trouble identifying him, because he did pretty much the same thing 5 years earlier. Johnny had been out of jail 12 days.
Monthly Archives: October 2009
Dumbass Bank Robber Of The Week
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser
Death Race 2009
Ooh brilliant, a new fun road game for the whole family to play, it’s called “Russian Road Roulette” and it’s all the rage in Bulgaria. The rules are simple, all you have to do is drive through a red light at a busy intersection at high speed without hitting or crashing into a pedestrian or another car. Oh and don’t worry it is all worth it because someone who survives unscathed can receive up to $7,500 in prize money. Authorities in Bulgaria are worried at the increase in fatalities associated with the game. Party poopers!
Bee Gone
OK, here’s the thing people, it isn’t a good idea to rid your condo of a beehive by dowsing it with hairspray then igniting it! Now dozens of people are homeless and the bees are pissed thanks to the raging fire!
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!