What has a curly wig, red lipstick, pretty dress , a fake homemade bomb made out of vegetable cans and really bad luck? Johnny Ray Bibbins. Johnny was arrested this week after attempting to rob a bank dressed like a woman. Police had no trouble identifying him, because he did pretty much the same thing 5 years earlier. Johnny had been out of jail 12 days.
Monthly Archives: October 2009
Ice skater Sasha Cohen having just one of those days …..
Hmm, sure when you’re drunk you sometimes lose your sense of humor but they are only kids and it was pretty funny! Ron Martin and his companion Charlene Mallorey got rolling drunk before jumping on a stolen ride-on lawnmower in Ocklawaha. Problem was they didn’t see the stationary bus parked right in front of them and drove straight into the back of it. The impact caused the mower to tip and unceremoniously dump both Martin and Mallorey to the gravel. Cue laughing kids. Before the hapless duo knew it, they had a bus load of kids making fun of them. Martin became incensed and tried to board the bus. Enter police . Children 1, drunk ride- on lawnmower dude 6.5 with pike!
OK, word of warning to anyone who owns a Lincoln Navigator, if you happen to be pouring a fuel additive into the gas tank and a piece of paper falls in, do not and I repeat do not, try and fish it out with your index finger. Victor Harris tried and he had to wait 4 fours for the Saginaw firefighters to cut out a 4ft section of gas pipe to free him. He then had to go to the hospital where they pried his finger out of the pipe. All in all not a good day.
Ooh brilliant, a new fun road game for the whole family to play, it’s called “Russian Road Roulette” and it’s all the rage in Bulgaria. The rules are simple, all you have to do is drive through a red light at a busy intersection at high speed without hitting or crashing into a pedestrian or another car. Oh and don’t worry it is all worth it because someone who survives unscathed can receive up to $7,500 in prize money. Authorities in Bulgaria are worried at the increase in fatalities associated with the game. Party poopers!
OK, here’s the thing people, it isn’t a good idea to rid your condo of a beehive by dowsing it with hairspray then igniting it! Now dozens of people are homeless and the bees are pissed thanks to the raging fire!