The real name of the dog who played Toto in the Wizard of Oz was Terry III. (as if any one cares).
A group of rhinos is called a crash. (Isn’t that what they call a group of women drivers?)
That rumbling your stomach makes is called a borborygmi.
The Bible is the book most shoplifted. (why?)
Endolphilia is the desire to have sex with your clothes on.
WTF. Some elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.
A barnacle has a penis 40 times the length of its body (lucky thing!)
During World War II they tried to train bats to drop friggin bombs on Japan (so Manga). Hmm, you don’t believe me do you?
The Friggin Loon 
Somhow, I dont think “hung like a barnacle” will evr catch on …
I’m trying to figure out what fun it would be to have sex with your clothes on, but so far, I’m thinking the other way sounds better.
I am guessing you would have to be pretty damn ugly!