Texan Paula Ollie isn’t one to standby and let burglars ransack her house. No siree. When Paula heard noises outside her home she collected a handful of pool balls, threw them in a bike helmet, climbed up a tree (holding on to the helmet by clenching the strap in her teeth) and then plonked herself on the roof where she had the perfect vantage point. Once she spotted the would-be burglars she shouted ‘Death from above!’ and began pelting them with pool balls. It didn’t take long for them to be snookered! Her brother-in-law said they were lucky she couldn’t find her crossbow! Paula Ollie 1, sorry assed burglars 0.