WTF, Lionel the lobster from Swanage harbour in Dorset had found the perfect condominium in a unexploded 270kg World War II mine (so he thought). He had just picked out the curtains and carpet when the Royal Navy disposal experts came to evict Lionel from his home. WTF. There was no way this crustacean was giving up his humble home for those damn frogmen. Nope, they would have to take him over his dead body. WTF. The bomb squad had no choice but to blow the friggin bomb and Lionel to smithereens. Bomb Squad 1, Lionel 0.