OMG, another cow has been abducted by an aliens. It’s true, I swear. There’s a photo. OK, it’s grainy but you can see the cow and the UFO. The photo was shot by a couple in Argentina. Hmm, maybe those aliens are thinking of starting up their own Maccas franchise in space? Come on people would that lady lie? She doesn’t look like she can use photoshop! And not a word from you Bearman! Last year the world was abuzz with video footage of a cow being beamed up in broad daylight! Everybody panic!!!!
The latest abduction
Last years abduction