While You Were Sleeping



Geez, how tired was he? A Woolloomooloo man has managed to clean up 9 cars and a brick wall while he was sleeping. The unnamed man was so tired as he drove along the streets of Woolloomooloo he fell asleep at the wheel before hitting a car and richocheting into two others. He then briefly awoke in time to collide with another parked car and hit a brick wall. As he turned into another street he dozed off again and hit two more cars and damaged a couple of others. When the police followed the trail of destruction they found a empty Pathfinder. The 28 year old  had managed to find a nice cozy place to sleep it off at a nearby school. No worries, he only  had a minor injury to his ear!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Sore Loser, Whoops!

13 responses to “While You Were Sleeping

  1. Ann

    A Pathfinder, well he wasn’t indigenous then? lol sorry , my bad!

  2. griffin

    “he only had a minor injury to his ear!” What, He was on his cell phone too!!!!

  3. Julie

    Psssssssssst …. LOON ….. while you were sleeping …… I wuz trashed and invaded your site 😆

  4. jammer5

    Pathfinder-wipes out 9 cars. An oxymoron if I ever heard one.

  5. Woolloomooloo? That’s just down the road from the Gimcrack….

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