Grease Is The Word!

Thief caught trying to defecate in drum of greaseIf you know of a bald, clumsy guy covered in grease you might want to give the police a buzz. When staff arrived at the Palumbo’s Pizzeria in  Stroudsburg  after a robbery, they raced to the security camera to check the video. This is what they found. An extremely clumsy bald dude trying to poop shit defecate in a 50 gallon drum of grease when it topples over. He then slips away. Hmm, I hope he wiped his butt first!

Psst Thank goodness it tipped over or those pizzas would be damn gross!

6 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Gross

6 responses to “Grease Is The Word!

  1. Yum… that’s giving me a hankerin’ for pizza for sure!

  2. Hey Loon, I went to Mark Riley Media and found a blank page. Wassup wit dat?

  3. Grease? Pizzas? I don’t use grease when making pizzas? Must be kinky ones.

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