Everything Stinks!

Indian man suing Lynx because he can's attract a womanVaibhav Bedi is suing Lynx (also known as AXE in India), not because it stinks but because he hasn’t managed to score a single women since he has used it! The loser in love is suing the company for £26,000 for the “depression and psychological damage” caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.Damn stuff made him no more attractive to women than Brut. The Axe commercials infer that when men wear their products women throw themselves at them. Obviously not for poor Bedi, he’s been using the stuff for 7 years and not a single chick. That’s some kind of epic fail and he should sue!

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6 responses to “Everything Stinks!

  1. Jeez, this guy is some loser.

    “Vaibhav was pushed to take this step when his bai (maid) beat him with a broom when he tried to impress her by appearing naked in front of her after applying all the Axe products”

    Maybe he’d have more success with women if he tried talking to them instead of waging chemical warfare against them 🙄

  2. jammer5

    Guess he never met my ex.

  3. Over here we call it “BRUT” but nothing beats the scent of Jai Karate

  4. Lynn

    second only to Jai Karate is Old Spice and i just smelled a ton of that over at Crabby Old Fart’s blog!

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