A Chinese burglar was left more than red faced when he tried crawling through a small hole in a barn wall. The hole was regularly used by the farmer’s pet dog mainly to steal chickens. The would-be thief had managed to wedge himself so tight in the barn wall he was unable to move. When he was discovered the next morning he was literally blue from the cold and was shivering so badly he couldn’t talk. It took firefighters over half an hour to free the fool. Barn wall 1, dumbassed burglar 0.