Chicken Nugget

What the Bok!

Here’s the thing would-be jewelery thief, stuffing gold into a cooked chicken’s backside ain’t going to make it any easier getting stolen goods through those new metal detectors. An employee at Browns Jewellers in Johannesburg has been busted big time for trying to get gold passed the newly installed detectors. Geez, he must have been away the day the staff got the “poultry pilfering” memo. Anywho, now thanks to this wise guy, women are no longer allowed to wear underwire bras because the metal detectors are too friggin sensitive and security don’t want to have their hands that full!


Psst I wonder how much has been stolen prior to the new security?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!

3 responses to “Chicken Nugget

  1. S. Le

    Wow, weird. That WOULD be a wonderbra if you stuffed it with cooked chicken! You could steal stuff and have lunch at the same time! Brilliant!

  2. I’d think he’d have had a better shot if he’d stuck it up his own ass….

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