Happy Friggin New Year, loons. Thanks for all the support this year. Here’s hoping 2010 brings bigger and better dumbasses to giggle at.
Monthly Archives: December 2009
Hmm, lets see, naked man jumps out a third story window, kills a miniature Schnauzer with his bare hands, runs through a tennis club, covers himself in coffee and authorities say “ he may have been under the influence of drugs”. Well, no shit Sherlock! It all began when LA police responded to complaints that Bayron Reyes Lopez was playing his radio too loudly at 4.30 am.
Welcome to freedom Peter Moore .The computer expert, who has been a hostage in Iraq for two and a half years ,was released today. Sadly his bodyguards were murdered earlier in the year.
A man’s best friend. When Yu Feng found a sick and dying black snake outside his house in Fushun he did what anyone would do, he nursed it back to health with herbal medicines (hey, don’t they use crushed snakes in their…ah never mind). Anywho the snake recovered and Feng went to a nearby mountain and released the reptile. But the very next morning the snake was back (are you sure it was the same snake?). After several more attempts at freeing the freeloader, Feng gave up and kept the snake as a pet and named it Long Long. OK, it’s around here it turns into a Lassie movie. One night Feng is woken up by Long Long slithering over his face but is so tired he falls back to sleep. Next thing he knows the snake has his clothes in his teeth and is whipping the bed with his tail. That would be enough to wake me up. The snake then slithered over to his mother’s bed and did the same thing. That’s when he noticed his mom’s electric blanket was on fire. If it wasn’t for Long Long they would all be toast. Makes you want to go out and get yourself a Long Long.
Psst Local snake experts say his story is crap, snakes don’t give a shit. I want to believe they really do!