Bubblegum Bandits Strike Again

Unless sniffer dogs can’t smell drugs in bubble gum, police are no closer to working out why the hell bandits are stealing gum from gas stations.The latest heist in Sterling Heights netted the thieves $318 of bubble gum. The trick, it seems, is for one dude to distract the clerk while the other dude strips the shelves in the candy aisle. Police have reported similar bubblegum thefts in Warren and Madison Heights! Everybody panic!

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