Marking His Territory

Way to go Yuuki!!!When Japanese truck driver, Yuuki Oshima, fell head over heels for a woman, he decided to show his undying love by urinating through her mail slot.  Yes, Casanova  pissed through the slot in her door and soaked a towel that was specifically placed there to stop peeping Toms. Police arrested Mr Oshima on Friday who said in his defense “I absolutely went crazy for her the first time I saw her, and just did it.” Mr Oshima is also accused of ringing her door bell on numerous occasions in the middle of the night. Geez mister, why not just ask her out?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Japan, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

4 responses to “Marking His Territory

  1. seigee

    “Urine my heart, urine my mind….”

  2. Ha !

    Knew this one would catch your eye 😆

  3. “I absolutely went crazy for her…”Yeah, I’d say that’s about right.

    Flowers, candy and a quick whiz through the mail slot. All time honoured romantic traditions.

  4. Susi Spice

    yeah.. u couldve just said “hello”.. or Konichiwa… but im sure she found the urine just as romantic…

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