Friggin Turtle Farts!

Stand back, I am about to let rip!

OMG, did you know turtles fart? Hmm, evidently they do and if you give them brussel sprouts well, stand back it could get ugly. This according to the staff at the Great Yarmouth Sea Life Centre in Norfolk who feed their turtles brussel sprouts over the festive season as a healthy treat. Unfortunately, with brussels sprouts comes flatulence, and their farts can produce gassy bubbles which then set off the overflow alarms at all ungodly times of the night. So anywho this year the tanks will be partially emptied to accommodate the farting . George the 3ft green turtle is one of their main culprits but staff say he has been keeping his flatulence bubbles to a minimum so far.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!

12 responses to “Friggin Turtle Farts!

  1. As the turtles say ‘In water, there is nowhere to hide’ ( I know, turtley ridiculous)

    But I’m in favour of ‘outing’ the flatulent by ensuring that farting is evidenced by, say, a little puff of coloured smoke. Farting on a crowded bus or train is, after all, a most heinous crime! The culprit should be traceable by a puff of telltale smoke (telltale, get it). Let us spend a moment though to consider the plight of the flatulent turtle…….ok, that’s enough!

  2. jammer5

    So, if you tie the farts into the alarm system and output to an incendiary device, you can watch turtles blow up.

  3. Bwahaha! Love those ringtones! Maybe the turtles were just trying to ring up a few friends.

  4. Let’s just be glad that the giant turtle which holds up the earth doesn’t have access to Brussels sprouts. Or does it?

  5. dick

    Who the hell cares about turtle farts? Get a life man.

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