The boss in Istanbul ain’t going to be happy nor the pedestrian who was on the footbridge at the time. Awkward.
Monthly Archives: January 2010
OMG, Eric Gremm, a lumber truck driver, claims the reason he accidentally drove his truck into a Massachusetts home was because…wait for it…he choked on chili from Wendy’s and was knocked unconscious. Geez mister, are you suppose to eat while driving? Mr Gremm said he began choking after he drove over a bump and the chili got caught in his throat . Brilliant.
Lordie, lordie, lordie, a man in Delaware has been arrested for stealing shoes. OK, not just a few shoes, several thousands of the suckers. Walter Rubincon of Newark mainly targeted student housing during vacation times. His downfall came when he was spotted driving away in his yellow Mitsubishi Eclipse after dumping three bags of them in a creek. When police came a knocking they were shocked to discover friggin three truckloads worth of shoes and other stolen bits and pieces. But on the bright side they all seem to be in pairs.
Wanna see their TV commercial?
Another Jesus sighting people, this time on a coconut in the produce section of a local grocery story in Paradise, Sacramento. Mike Zachweija said he went shopping for bananas a few days before Christmas but became distracted by a bunch of coconuts. On one of the nuts he clearly saw a silhouette of a face. He decided to buy the coconut and on Christmas day with the light falling on the face realized it was that of Jesus. Mr Zachweija said “Jesus sent out his own Christmas card greeting by way of a simple coconut.”