5000 Booted Off Website For Being Too Fat

Jane is now a member of MySpace where no one cares.

Oh shame, 5,000 members of beautifulpeople.com have been removed from the social networking site for stacking on the pounds over Christmas. Hmm, seems the site not only has a ban on ugly people it also has one for the fat ones too. The site allows members to decide who is allowed to join and who should be removed. The tribal council voted and people who appeared to have “let themselves go” and become “festive fatties”  were given the flick. Oh but not to despair, those who were sent packing were emailed a list of fitness centres where they could work off their Christmas trimmings (bless, so caring after all). The founder of the site, Robert Hintz said “Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”


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16 responses to “5000 Booted Off Website For Being Too Fat

  1. The Celtic Queen

    Do you need to weigh in and send an update of how pretty you are every day?

  2. The Celtic Queen

    Hey Jammers I’m still there lol Well I’m chubby not fat. No I’m short for my width. Nah I just love my Pavlova and I still have one left over from Christmas, so with the abundance of blueberries in Oz presently I may even get stuck into that tomorrow.

    • jammer5

      CQ, anybody who gets themselves caught up in outfits like that deserve what they get. It’s fairly obvious this beautiful people.com is anything but 🙂

  3. Susi Spice

    lol that is hilarious!

    oh robert hintz… i think u have a hair out of place… you are the weakest link… the tribe has spoken… you are a just a tool

  4. Needless to say, I am not a member of beautifulpeople.com. (HumorBloggers.com, yes… much more my style.)

  5. Just for this I’m going to start a social networking site called The Fat and Ugly People, and we’ll boot any “beautiful people” who try to join. I’m betting it will make far more money than Beautiful People.

  6. Saw your blog bookmarked on Digg.

  7. Tyree Kloepper

    No Twitter marketing!? What’s with you man!

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