One way to get even with your drunken boyfriend is to shave his pubic hair off. Yeah, as long as you don’t hang around long enough for him to sober up. A Winnipeg man went absolutely ballistic when he awoke from his drunken stupor to discover he had no pubs (it’ll be cold in winter). He was later arrested when his girlfriend rang police saying her boyfriend was going ape shit. That’ll be 6 months house arrest. Well at least his pubs should have grown back by then. Hmm, here’s hoping there isn’t any ingrowns !