Wood Pecker!

Shall I compare thee to a Summers day

Evidently in Scotland you can get banned from parks for attempting to have sex with trees. Who Knew? William Shaw has been banned from going anywhere near Central Park in Airdrie after it was alleged he dropped his daks and undies and began humping a tree.  Oh of course he is pleading not guilty.  No word on whether the tree will be laying sexual assault charges. Geez, lucky he didn’t get any splinters! Ewh ouch!

Psst No Loons, I don’t know what type of tree but I suspect it was a hardwood!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Hilarious, How Embarrassing, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!

5 responses to “Wood Pecker!

  1. Susi Spice

    that’s a new take on a tree huggin hippy

  2. Woody do it again? I’m thinking the splinters alone would dissuade him.

  3. Julie

    He’s lucky! That hole could’ve been a squirrel nest 😯

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