Italian Journo Elena Di Cioccio, sporting bright yellow dish washing gloves, grabbed David Beckham’s balls while he was being interviewed to see if they were really golden. The stunt followed Becks getting dumped by Armani as their underwear model amid rumors his package had been airbrushed. After grabbing his testicles she shouted ‘I touched it but it’s small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It’s all a trick.’ Oh come on Beckham, the comedy show Le Lene runs on a TV station owned by the AC Milan president. No biggie.