You’re The Dirty Rat

Gosh, everyone knows microwaved rat tastes like shit!

OK, here’s the thing Wisconsin people who attempt to plant a dead rat in the food of an upscale restaurant to extort money, you can’t fool the insurance company.  Debbie R. Miller hatched up a scheme to place a dead rodent in her lunch and then sue The Seasons for $500,000. All went according to plan until the insurance company got their hands on one of their own. After numerous tests they concluded the rat was domestic and had been cooked in a microwave. Brilliant. The restaurant in question doesn’t use microwaves! Doh! Well never you mind Ms Miller, there are plenty more rats where you’re going.

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Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, How Embarrassing, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!

5 responses to “You’re The Dirty Rat

  1. Mouse au gratin…. one of the finer things being served in prison. Hope the fool likes it.

  2. Micky Mousse Pate; served in a cell near you.

  3. Once again, the subject here was very good with mustard.

  4. Wonder if there are rats in the cell she will be living in?

  5. Domestic rats are very sweet pets and certainly don’t deserve to be microwaved for money. Hope they enjoy their well-earned punishment.

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