WTF, whatever you do don’t win the friggin lottery. Remains found under driveway concrete have been identified as missing lottery millionaire Abraham Shakespeare. Mr Shakespeare won the $31 million Florida lottery prize in 2006 but it ended in a bitter dispute when a fellow truck driver accused him of taking the winning ticket out of his wallet. In the end he won the court battle but continued to have trouble with people forever asking him for goddam money. His family contacted police after loosing contact with him in April 2009. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said it looks like a murder investigation because “It’s painfully obvious he didn’t get there by himself,”. Brilliant observation Sherlock.
An 82 year old Massachusetts woman Gertrude King was in the wrong place at the wrong time when a firetruck chucked a left and wiped her out with it’s fire hose. It is believed the hose had come loose and was dragging behind the engine when it whacked Ms King on the back of the legs while she waited on the median strip. Sadly she died two days later.
Serving Arizona all right!
Dude, this shit tastes like shit. I don’t know whose smart idea it was to hide 700lbs of marijuana in a septic tank but it was an epic fail. The septic truck was scooting along a highway in Tubac , Arizona when a cop noticed the truck had invalid license places. Goodness knows what possessed him to check the holding tank, but there he found friggin bales upon bales of weed worth about $400,000. Leonard Salcido, the truck driver is now spending his sorry assed time in the Santa Cruz County Jail thinking about where it all went wrong.