And He Went Wee Wee Wee All The Way Home

Ann Senior accidentally forgot to lock her door before going to bed and as luck would have it, a man waltzed into her home while she was sleeping. He went into the kitchen and stole a tub of ice cream and a tin of tuna before entering Ms Senior’s bedroom. She awoke at 12.15 am to find him at the foot of her bed with one of her bras on his head. She screamed and chased the fool out the back door with her catheter bag in  hand.  Don’t mess with middle-aged women from Townsville would-be weirdos!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never, Whoops!

7 responses to “And He Went Wee Wee Wee All The Way Home

  1. The Celtic Queen

    Middle age ? catheter bag? OMG what’s in store for me LOL

  2. Julie

    Bra on his head? I think he was trying to hide his face … pity he didn’t realise she’s only a 32.

  3. No one comments that he ate Tuna with ice cream. Was he pregnant??

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