Chocolate Would Have Been Fine

OK it was manure, but you get the drift!

Nothing says “I love you” better than a big pile of shit. Hmm, well so says Minnesota farmer Bruce Andersland who spent two days making a half a mile heart out of manure for his wife of 37 years. I bet she was impressed. Yes, Bruce grabbed his tractor and shit spreader and made the symbol of love in his snow covered field as a Valentine’s Day gift. His wife Beth said it was the biggest and most original Valentine she had ever received. Here’s hoping he doesn’t try to top it!

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8 responses to “Chocolate Would Have Been Fine

  1. The Celtic Queen

    No chocolates no flowers – no shit!

  2. We once met a farmer in Scotland who gave his wife two highland cattle calves as a wedding anniversary present…

  3. Have I told you about the time I got a piece of 10 million year old dinosaur shit as a present…it was a bit hard by the time I got it…in fact it was a friggin rock…oink

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