Animal Rapist Should Marry Goat

You rape a goat in Mozambique you damn well marry it. So says the goat’s owner who was horrified to learn two young men had raped one of his herd. He not only wants them to pay him damages he wants them to have a traditional wedding  ceremony which includes paying a dowry. Police sprung the two men in the act in the rural town of Mbucuta. A witness said “One of the young men was naked and holding the goat’s head, and the other was having sex with the animal.” Awkward.  Hmm, I wonder if the bride will wear white?  I bet there will be a lot of salad!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Wildlife, Friggin Wrong, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

14 responses to “Animal Rapist Should Marry Goat

  1. The Celtic Queen

    Awe fur God’s sake Loon I’m tryin tae eat my crackers and fetta.

  2. Susi Spice

    that is trully sickening LOL

  3. wonder which side of the family the ‘kids’ will take after ? 😆

  4. I just don’t get it. If you’re that horny, why not just use your hand? They must have been born without an imagination, or any Victoria Secret catalogs….

  5. Sheep in New Zealand; goats in Mozambique… any other national specialities?

  6. “Hmm, I wonder if the bride will wear white?” How can she now?

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