Monthly Archives: March 2010

So Is It Your Left or My Left?

Oh crap!

So how much is a testicle worth? Hmm, if you are Italian man who had his healthy one removed in a hospital bungle it’s around $260,000. The unnamed mad had a tumor in his left ball but surgeons accidentally removed the right one. So in the end he had no balls but a nice deposit in his bank account.


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Numb Skull

WTF is he doing?


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I Wouldn’t Go Swimming There

Oh for goodness sakes, 21 dead babies and fetuses have been found in Guangfu River in Shandong province. The bodies are believed to have come from the Jining Medical University as at least 8 had toe tags.The bodies seem to have been either aborted or had died from illness. Zhu Zhenyu and Wang Zhijun, two mortuary workers, have already been fired and are now in police custody.It seems the two had secretly made deals with the grieving families to dispose of the bodies for a small fee.


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Bumper Cars

When 70 year old Nashville man Harry Weisiger saw an Obmama/Biden bumper sticker on schoolteacher Mark Duren’s car he had no choice but to ram it. I’m guessing he was none too happy about those health care reforms.There’s a reckless endangerment charge right there.


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It Was On My Friggin Bucket List

Well, well, well, bank robbing Patricia Edwards… bucket list you say? A Florida cancer patient claims she robbed a bank in Florida because it was on her bucket list of things to do before she died. Whats more it was a random act, no planning, no nothing just impulse. Only one prob, her cancer isn’t terminal and she suffers from bi-polar. Awkward.


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How I Met Your Mother

Remember the killer who had a taxpayer-funded sex change operation and then fought to be sent to a womens prison? Come on, sure you do? Oh well, anywho she’s getting married to a lesbian murderess. The prisoner, previously known as Douglas Wakefield, is tying the knot with Thelma Purchase who is serving a life sentence for murder too (hmm, something in common). Wakefield was originally jailed (as a man) for strangling is uncle, then beating him with a hammer before stabbing him 48 times with a garden fork. Then while in Parkhurst Prison he killed an inmate and twice took prison officers hostage. Meanwhile, the bride got her comeuppance by murdering a disabled man so she could get her hands on £70,000. Now the two will live happily ever after behind bars at New Hall Prison in west Yorkshire, bless.


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G rated Scarface

Hey little snowflakes, what should we perform for our school play this year? Scarface you say little motherfudgers? Well at least the parents won’t be bored! Fudging awesome.

Psst Stay tuned next year they will be performing Silence of the Lambs…. can you hear the lambs Clarice!


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