Bottled Ghosts Up For Auction

Not the kind of spirits I want in a bottle, thank you!

OK loons have I got a bargain for you. On the Trade Me online auction site someone is offering two vials, yes that’s right, TWO vials, containing the spirits of ghosts exorcised from a house in New Zealand. Geez, New Zealand friggin ghosts eh! How cool would that be, your own haunting in a bottle. Hmm, they could come in handy, especially if you have a neighbor you don’t like. The spirits should remain harmless as so long as they stay  soaking in the holy water which is also in the vials. If not BOO!
OK here’s the low down on the ghosts who were captured by an exorcist from some spiritualist church. Ghost number one is believed to be Les Graham who died in the house in the 1920’s and loves nothing better to do with his time than pop up and spook people.
Ghost number 2 is a little girl who loves moving things around and turning things on and off. She was captured during an Ouija board session. The unknown seller wants them friggin gone because they scare the beejeezus out of him/her. OK loons, do us proud check out the auction  under “two captured ghosts” oh and don’t forget to read the Q&A section, priceless!

Psst You reckon those ghosts won’t be pissed when they are let out.

UPDATE The auction had ended and the ghosts sold for $1,983.

9 Comments

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9 responses to “Bottled Ghosts Up For Auction

  1. The Celtic Queen

    Loon …. New Zealand again. What’s with this lot? Sorry Susi but they have to take the gullable cake don’t they just.

  2. I have two bottles like that at home, I’m filling them with blue water too ….. I’ll be seeing ya’all … I’m off to get rich off gullible idiots.

  3. Do I get a money back guarantee??

  4. I’d release em in congress, but I’m afraid, with so many ghosts already present, they’d just party on.

  5. Susi Spice

    actually the New Zealanders are selling it right? so it is not them who are gullable its the buyer 😛

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